Frankly, You Suck
Posted in My Weight-Loss Journey by RachelDear Frank’s Hot Sauce,
How dare you taste so good yet be so high in sodium! I was shocked and horrified when I turned your bottle over last night before dousing my chicken and tomato wrap with your sweet, sweet amrita only to find that you contain 200 mgs of sodium per teaspoon. Considering the fact that I’m currently emptying a bottle of your luscious redness on a weekly basis, I have to ask: are you trying to kill me?
And to think, I thought my beef jerky habit was unhealthy! I could eat a three course meal of that shit and not even come close to your sodium content. I’m sure you found great pleasure in watching me sweat The Jerky while giving it to me in the backside without my knowledge.
I thought we were friends!!
Eternally disgusted,
Rachel
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Monica says:
Dear Rachel,
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Sincerely,
Franks Hot Sauce
susan says:
ughhh i feel like i just got stabbed in the heart…
i thought i loved him… i thought i could find comfort in his arms… and you just shattered my perfect hot sauce world!
apparently frank is a total bastard!!
Jeremy Logsdon says:
The title especially made me chuckle.
christy says:
OH NO!!! I drink it straight from the bottle sometimes!
Ack!
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Missa says:
!Have you tried Sriracha instead? Not so much sodium, but lots of heat. Happy Eating!
Cheers,
Missa
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